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Thursday, August 16, 2007

I feel so ashamed...yet intrigued.

Have you ever heard of the Starbucks Oracle? It judges you based on your regular drink.

My drink: Grande Caramel Apple Cider.

What the Oracle said:

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink grande caramel apple cider are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

Ok...I don't know about the mall (I did go to Gap on my work break today) but other than that, this thing is dead on.

What does it say about your drink?

More reading material here.

posted by Anna W. at Thursday, August 16, 2007

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual

You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink chai latte are potheads.

Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores

I don't send on chain letters. I'm not a pot head. I wish I had your reading. I am very much the one who tags along and doesn't know how to order...so I make other people do it for me.

August 16, 2007 at 9:26 PM  
Blogger toots said...

So AWESOME. I put in like 10 drinks and laughed my ass off. It makes fun of the stereotypes who go to starbucks!

go caribou! or dunn bros! or the purple onion! or espresso royale!

August 17, 2007 at 12:08 PM  

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