In desperate need of a body bib.

Honestly. Every day, no matter what, some big glob of something falls onto my shirt, pants, or both. If I'm eating soup, a big broccoli clump will jump out of the bowl and onto my shirt, smearing cheese all the way down. If it's a sandwich, a big fat chunk or something or other will fall off and spread mayonnaise all over my outfit. I'm not kidding, no matter what the frick I'm eating it inevitably ends up half in my stomach, half all over my clothes.

Do you think they make these in lady size?