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Saturday, August 2, 2008

All I'm missing is the iodine and Ace bandage

Content's of Neenuh's Mom Purse, as Aug. 2, 2008:

-1 pair socks, red, with a woman drinking champagne on them
-2 checkbooks, one for a now-defunct account
-1 passport (in case I should need to jet off to Europe on a moment's notice)
-1 DVD about Duluth, Minn.
-1 maple and brown sugar Nature Valley granola bar
-2 mp3 players-- one iPod Touch and one Zen Nano
-1 camera
-1 cell phone
-1 voice recorder (two if you count the one on my Zen)
-5 Allavert pills
-1 Kingston Data Traveler
-2 things of floss
-1 toothbrush
-1 pair sunglasses
-5 keys
-3 pens
-2 pairs of earrings
-2 bandaids
-1 receipt for hotel in Paris
-2 brochures: one from Portland's Classical Chinese Garden, one from Fred Meyer Grocery Store's rewards program
-1 proof of membership from Curves
-1 earning statement from previous job
-2 checks to deposit
-2 press passes
-2 tubes of lipstick
-4 tubes/pots of lip gloss
-1 pack of Orbitz citrusmint gum
-1 wallet

And yes, I need it all on a daily basis.

posted by Neenuh at Saturday, August 02, 2008

5 Comments:

Blogger Krupskaya said...

Those...socks.

August 3, 2008 at 9:07 PM  
Blogger Krupskaya said...

Oh, and I totally misread something on your facebook page, leading me to believe you had been deBAM'ed (arm motions). I'm so glad that's not the case.

August 3, 2008 at 9:08 PM  
Blogger Neenuh said...

The socks are one of the most vital items in my bag. I have thrice used them to cover up my frigid tootsies in chilly movie theaters.

August 3, 2008 at 10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like you're ready for the wilderness!

How's the hayfever?

August 3, 2008 at 10:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only things worth more than a dern tootin' in the whole ball o' wax is them undeposited checks, girl...

August 4, 2008 at 7:03 AM  

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