Sweaty nervous pits.

I had three very important meetings at work today - meetings I have been preparing for for weeks. As a result, I did something I rarely do: sweat profusely, specifically in the armpits. But I couldn't control it! The minute I walked into each meeting I was done for. It got so bad at one point that I had to switch shirts to let it air dry for a while.

Darn these blasted glands and their susceptibility to nervousness! Aren't women supposed to be dainty? You are not helping me be dainty, pits! And you turning my shirt into a dampfest is not cutting down on the nervousness!