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Monday, April 13, 2009

I am so down with God right now

This week has been the religious equivalent of (insert non-offensive metaphor equating grandiosity here... I rejected inappropriate ones related to guns and sports). What with the Egyptians finally freeing the Jews from hundreds of years of oppression and Jesus rising from his tomb, there was a whole lot of God going on.

Passover commenced on Wednesday at sundown, and the manf and I found ourselves in the home of a random family for seder. How we got there is kind of a long story; suffice it to say I'm on a listserv for tribelings and the lady who runs it hooked me up. It was a perfectly lovely evening, albeit a bit on the long side. Get this-- they actually continued the seder post-feast. That is unheard of in all my years of seder-ing. In my family we usually rush through the first part so we can stuff our gobs full of lamb and matzah ball soup. Then we collapse on the couch, unable to move from fullness, and joke about continuing the service. We then promptly eat another maccaroon or two and forget all about it.

But these people were hardcore. We got there at around seven and didn't leave till midnight. I was so redeemed I felt like a coupon.

Two nights later I was somewhere I rarely am on Friday nights: temple. I went by my all by myself. I don't really have anything else to say about it; I just thought it should be documented.

To pay the manf back for sitting through five hours of kvetching that's been passed down generation to generation, I agreed to go to an Easter service with him. Make that an Easter mass. At the cathedral downtown. I'd gone to but a handful of church services in my lifetime so I was very nervous about doing something wrong, but I had the perfect Easter dress so I figured it'd be OK.

We got there a bit late and ended up having to stand along the wall, which ended up being a blessing because I didn't have to worry about about kneeling/standing/sitting at the wrong times, nor did I have to be awkward when everyone else got up to take communion. There was quite lovely music and some adorable tots to captivate me. One of them liked thrusting her index fingers in the air and shouting, "HA-le-lu-YAH!"

Amen.

posted by Neenuh at Monday, April 13, 2009

3 Comments:

Blogger GTash said...

I do enjoy standing beside the cashiers at my grocery store--there are a disproportionate number of cuties at my HEB--and watching the bold red -1.00 or -.50 pop up on the computer screen as my coupons are scanned.

I totally feel you girl. While I haven't made it to mass in QUITE a while, we did watch a very contemporary and strange version of "Jesus Christ SuperStar" this weekend.

April 13, 2009 at 5:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the line about feeling 'so redeemed [you] felt like a coupon'--clever girl.

April 14, 2009 at 6:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Youse a laugh riot! Someone almost like a lady David Sedaris.

We watched Moses/Charley Heston on tv--so unlike our current lives.

April 15, 2009 at 9:29 AM  

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