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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Facebook Defriending Flow Chart

How many times have you rolled your eyes when Fratty McDouche fills up 90% of your news feed with misspelled musings about minutiae? How often does Susie Shallowstein's CONSTANT updates of her photo albums with yet another picture of her adorable puppy/hubby/druid make you lose the will to live?

You know it's time to weed out the bad apples in your friend list, but you just don't know how to go about it. Neenuh to the rescue. Click on the above image and use the completely scientific method I spent entirely too much time tonight perfecting to make your friend list one you can be proud of.

posted by Neenuh at Thursday, December 03, 2009

5 Comments:

Blogger Brady said...

Oh no! I hope you aren't talking about me re: puppy photos.

December 3, 2009 at 8:49 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

i literally deleted a bunch of friends about 5 minutes before reading this. weeeeird.

December 3, 2009 at 3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant flow-chart! I sit at the feet of the master.

December 5, 2009 at 3:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only I knew how to defriend on FB...

December 5, 2009 at 8:16 PM  
Blogger Mach1 said...

This is far too brilliant. If I followed it, I would only have about 8 friends left on FB, and everyone knows the real purpose of social networking is to flaunt how popular you are in the Internet, even if you never talk to the people you're friends with.

December 20, 2009 at 1:40 PM  

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