Coffee turns me into a crazed freak.

I think Nugs is with me on this one, but anytime I drink even one half cup of coffee it makes my brain and body go instantly nuts. Here's why:

• My fingers can't type fast enough to match the multitudes of simultaneous thoughts in my brain.
• If I can't think of the next thing I need to do at work I do something to hold me over for a couple seconds until I think of it, like refreshing my inbox or loading a new page only to close it right away.
• When I finish the half cup I have to immediately take a twosie.
• My leg that's on the floor bounces and my crossed leg jiggles the foot back and forth.
• I talk really fast and then wonder if I'm talking too fast then I try to talk slower then I wonder if I'm talking too slow.
• I have the very distinct feeling that I'm in a dream, especially if I am wearing my glasses because with them on I can see up close but not far away.

Also I want you to know that I just drank one half cup of coffee, and I couldn't think of anything to do immediately so that is why I wrote this thank you very much have a good day ok bye.