Parents start rap group, make daughter proud

Upon seeing my mom's do-rag in a photo this morning, I realized my parents could be legitimately cooler than I am.


They took off last Tuesday for a four-day snowmobiling trip which was followed by a weekend of relaxation in their Northwoods cabin. They're pretty much professional cyclists in the summer, and bike on a track in our basement in the winter. And they've been lifting weights ever since I can recall having a memory.

The coolest thing I've done in the past couple of weeks is sub in at a broom ball game where I froze my toes, was mostly off to the side, and we lost.

How. did. this. happen.