I parted my hair on the other side yesterday.

And it. changed. my. LIFE.

I was smarter. I was prettier. I was wittier. I was cool.
I worked harder. I looked better. I was a go getter. I didn't drool.
I laughed more. I talked more. I walked more. I flew.
I sang more. I made better jokes. I befriended folks. I drank a Dew.*

My whole life I thought my hair would only allow me to part it on the right side. But yesterday, my dear sweet pirates, I went left.

I went left.


*I am not a coffee drinker. But I've found that a mid-afternoon ice-cold diet beverage significantly improves the second half of my day.