Odd person #3: Yelling out of car windows.

I decided to try something new yesterday: biking to work. 12 miles each way. Windy, hilly, traffic-filled roads. Biking that stupid long ride is hard enough, without the "help" from people in cars.

Things people screamed at me out their windows yesterday:

• Farmer man in pickup truck: "Can't you read you g**d*mn mother f***ing IJUT!"
• Obese hairless young woman in soccer mom van: "C'mon! Bike faster!"
• Some losers I didn't look at: "Wooooooo yeah!"

Albeit I was going slow. But to the above and to the homeless man who walked along side me trying to engage me in conversation, please keep your comments to yourself.

At the very least, please have the decency to say out the word id-i-ot instead of "ijut". It makes you sound like the idiot when you try to abbreviate it.