Person #6: Sweet ol' grandma.

I dropped the "odd" on this one because she's a total classic grandma.

My roommate and I participated in a wedding this weekend. She performed the ceremony; I played piano and sang. After the wedding, a very old lady ambled up to me, took my arm, and said "Hello. I am the bride's grandmother. Your song was lovely. You perform very romantically." I said thank you and joked "well it's not working too well for me!"

Without smiling, she looked deeply into my eyes and very seriously said, "Would you like me to shop around a little for you?"

Oh grandma lady. So sweet. So good-natured.