Truthpirates Sleepover Live Blogging

10:45: Nugget here. We were just talking about how next week we'll be celebrating my 5.5 year anniversary of not vomiting. Wink's roommate Lady Latte told me her boss hasn't puked in 20 years. That's what I aspire to.

Lady Latte learned a new word today: misanthropic. Discuss.

10:50: We're talking about those girls In Massachusetts who got pregnant. We disapprove. I mentioned the story to a guy I sit near at work this morning and he said really inapprop things like, "When'd you get pregnant? Senior year? Oh that's right. Tenth grade." I promptly ignored him. True story.

10:56: Wink here. Nugs asked for rain boots and sugar scrub from bath and body works for her birthday. Wink divulges that she does not use shaving cream or soap to shave her legs - just water. We discuss type 1 women and type 2 women. Type 1 women barely grow any leg hair. Type 2 women grow leg hair faster than McDonalds' in conquered lands.

11:02: Lady Latte drinks H2OHh! Wink drinks Snapple antioxidant water. Nuggs guzzles Blue Moon.

11:11: Nuggs is only guzzling Blue Moon cuz Wink gave it to her. Has Lady Latte been identity theived? The jury is out. I have to go fetch a treat Wink has for me in the freezer. BRB.

11:14: It's frozen grapes! This is a treat I discovered in DC. It's a lovely dessert for when it's hot out and it's not even bad for me. Thanks Wink!

12:28: One episode of the office aaaaaaaaand we're out. Goodnight you sweet pirates, you. Until the morrow.