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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Pa waxes poetic as Passover wanes

My dear old dad sent me this poem today and I loved it so much I just had to share it. Enjoy.

Goodbye Matzah For Another Year


Goodbye matzah for another year.

Goodbye to your frail, cracking, and yeastless skin.

For eight days, we tried to smother your barren being with butter, honey, smoked oysters or fried with eggs and covered with maple syrup.

And yet, beneath each bite, the sandy desert of our hurried escape.


Goodbye matzah for another year.

You're a frisbie that wouldn't fly, a kite with no string, a flag of our impoverished disposition.

You remind me of my father's pale legs, a widow's blank face, the empty pages of a bank book.


Goodbye matzah for another year.

We find your crumbs everywhere, in shirt pockets, in woven carpet, underneath tables.

You're an embarassment like dandruff.


Go away matzah, good riddance, for another year.

I can't bear to eat or see you.

Stay away.


I'll miss you until I see you again.

--Jim Perlman, (c) 2009

posted by Neenuh at Thursday, April 16, 2009

2 Comments:

Blogger Kat said...

That was really touching.

April 16, 2009 at 6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There aren't enough poems about Matzah! This one fills a great need.

April 19, 2009 at 2:55 PM  

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