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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Grilled Cheese: "Cues I feel good!"

I couldn't help it. The holy grail of grilled cheeses was haunting me and I was utterly powerless to resist its siren call. So, escorted by my buddy Ryan, tonight I entered Cheese-Vana.

The Grilled Cheese Grill resides in North Portland, on Alberta. There is a kitchen trailer (where the grill magic happens) and a school bus a few steps away for diners to sit in (where the mouth magic happens). Before we even ordered, Ryan decided to get on the bus and distribute bouquets of tulips to fellow patrons-- in hopes of appeasing Cheesus, I think.

(I blurred his face to protect his fabulous self from stalkers and other n'er do wells. I don't know that girl so I didn't expend the same effort on her behalf. I'm hoping she can fend for herself on the wild wild interwebs.)

Ryan decided to order what I so gushingly described to you a few days ago, that cinnamon bread/ Nutella/ marscapone/ grilled banana bliss-mobile. I went with the Kindergartner-- cheddar on wheat-- with some mushrooms tossed in for flair.

Where the grill magic happens.

Where the mouth magic happens.


The tables inside the bus were covered with random yearbook photos, so while we waited for our grub we played the amusing game of deciding who we wished we were. I chose her:


And finally, it was time. Here it is, my friends-- the sandwich you've been salivating over for days, complete with fun blurring effects to make it look as heavenly as it tastes:

This sandwich came with a Worther's Original. As if you needed more convincing to gobble it up.


In conclusion, why the heck haven't you come out to visit me yet??

I'll leave you with a piece of prose written by a luminary of our time named Jasmine (of Ms. Lewton's class):


Grilled cheese
creamy crunchy
oh I like it oh, yes, yes.
I do I do, yummy
sweet I love it oh
yes, I do. How do
you feel? cues I
feel good.


posted by Neenuh at Thursday, April 23, 2009

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll visit you! As long as I can get a grilled cheese...

April 23, 2009 at 1:01 AM  
Anonymous Zestar said...

OMG - My name is Zestar and I am a grilled-cheese-a-holic.

And for shame that my friends live near the Alberta Arts Quarter but I heard not a peep about this bauble of cheesiness!

Sigh, Portland.

April 23, 2009 at 10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My name is Ma PP and I am a grilled-cheese-a-holic. Yes, I will visit you. Yes, we must go to this Nirvana of grilled cheeseyness.

April 23, 2009 at 5:14 PM  

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