I'm proud of my rooftop lunch today.

I know I regularly eat like a little kid. But I bet you didn't know that was pepperoni and pepperjack cheese hiding in that sandwich, did you?

No matter what you say, oh health-minded people, wheat bread is gross! Give me some hearty country cottage white and I'm a happy anna. (Don't worry about my impending obesity. The sandwich has miracle whip light on it.)