Don't cough on me, Alejandro.

I'm pretty sure I had swine flu two weeks ago. Symptoms include fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. I TOTALLY HAD THOSE. And then it's supposed to go away on its own. IT TOTALLY DID.

Technically you're supposed to have had a history of activity that put you in contact with it, or live in one of the U.S. states that have reported swine flu cases. Minnesota is one. And I haven't recently been to Mexico, but I was in Hawaii in February and while there I dined at a place called "La Cucaracha". So, there you go.